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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

How to become fat and fit (increase weight)?


Answer:
you cant exactly become fat and fit...you can be fat and be fit but you will be losing fat all the time. you could bulk up by eating lots of protein less carbs and putting in hard work at the gym.but fatness and fitness just dont go together
eat junk food..
I think you mean increasing muscle size? If that's what you mean, you eat lots of protein, cut down on calorie intake, and to lots of weight training.
if u will become fat ,then how will u fit yourself in your pant , FAT IS NOT FIT .
Lead a tension free life.Eat ,Marry and be Happy.Ta ke food when you need and have a sound sleep.
fat is not fit, that is slob, work out in weights and gain muscle to look bigger not blubber
you mean you want to increase lean muscle? well eat tons of protein in proportion and have regular intense workouts (but the right way, dont over do ur body capacity) %26 rest
that is the key ingredients to a bulk body.
To be fit follow healthy life rules %26 regulations early to bed early to rise eat good think , do , earn %26 learn good.Take proper diet on time with sugar fat cabohydrate protiene.

How to cause nocturnal emission to my frend while he sleeps, not mastubating him?

how to cause nocturnal emission to my frend while he sleeps, not mastubating him
Answer:
Wet Dreams are natural and spontaneous nocturnal erections with few drops of sperm (or prec.u.m) coming out too. Therefore you just can do nothing to rouse them!
Ejaculation is another stuff implying a complete discharge during one orgasm. Sincerely, I don't realize the true reason of your aim!
Oral would do it!
Ewwww!!
why?

How tall will i i be?

im 14 and im 5'10 168 lbs. my mom is 5'5- 5'6 ish my dad is 5'9
Answer:
Though boys continue to grow until 21,maximum adult height is usually obtained by the age of 17. There are no great predictors of height, but an educated guess would be that you may get taller because of your age. Have a nice day.
7-11...... for a slushie bracknar
if you are a girl you are done growing.
If you are a guy, well, you might have 1 or 2 inches left in you
Yeah, at your age you can still add another inch. My parents are about the same and I'm taller than them both at 5 10. Anyways, you're at a good height. =)
You never know. It could be possible you may grow more depedning on your genes and who you take after. You could take after someone way down the line that is taller. Men don't stop growing until the age of 21 so you have awhile to go. That is pretty tall for 14 years old. The doctor could take guess, but that is all it will be. They chart your groath through out the years. They tried to say my sister would only reach 4 '9 and she is 5' 3. They said I would be 5'7 and I am 5'4 1/2.
Thank God your parents take good care of you. Your height and weight show what good parenting and good nutrition can do for a kid. Get your parents a good present for their anniversary.

How tall will i be?...my mum + dad are short but my bro is tall :S?

hi there, i come from a family that are kinda small...my dad is 5ft6..my mum is 5ft 2...but my brother is 5ft 10 =|...he is 17.. my cousins are all over 5ft 8-9ish ...

..anyway..to get to the point..i am 15 years old and concerned about my height..i am a boy btw..and only 5ft 4...a WAY off my brother...how tall do you think i will be?..like my parents or my brother?..whose genes do i have more similarities with? parents or brother?

thank you so much
Answer:
it dapendes on whos geans you have your moms or dads

How tall will I be?

How tall will i be?
I am 15. My mom is 5' 10" dad is 6' 2". I weigh 200 pounds. All my uncles are 6' 3" and up. Grampa and great grampa are 6' 5". I just hit my growth spurt last summer, and hasnt slowed down. Right now i am 5'11". My 200 pounds most of it isnt fat, i dont know if that factors in
Answer:
Man, stop worrying about it. You're taller than average, and almost 6' tall. Don't think twice about it. I wish I could say that I was 5'11" sometimes . . . I'm only about 5'8". Have a nice day!
Like 6 feet max and 5 10 minimum
how tall is your grandpa on your mom's side. Take that and compare it with how tall you are on your 21st b-day and the value of height on your 21 b day is how tall you will be
lol don't worry your tall enough, you don't want to be too tall.

How tall will i be?

I am 5' 11" now. My mom is 5' 10" dad is 6' 2". How tall will i be?
Answer:
Well, you did not told us your age. If you have not reached 20, probably you will still grow either as tall as your Dad or more. During teenage years, the body is changing and growing rapidly. Good nutrition is important for proper growth. Stay tall and be good.
four foot six inches not an inch more and not an inch less.Yall have a nice day ya hear.
well, find out how tall you were at age 2 and double that or go to http://www.rad.washington.edu:8080/statu... or look up how tall will i be, youll find somthing

How tall will i be?

I am 15. My mom is 5' 10" dad is 6' 2". How tall will i be? I weigh 200 pounds.
Answer:
Statistically speaking, if both your parents are taller than average, you will be closer to average height than either one of your parents. Although this sounds counter-intuitive, it is the statistically correct answer. Since your mother is quite above-average, and your father is slightly above average, it would be a good bet that you will be slightly shorter than your dad.

On the other hand, statistics don't always make the best prediction, and a pretty accurate way of predicting is to ask your parents how tall you were at 2 years old. In general, people will end up almost exactly twice as tall as when they were 2 years old. Pediatricians tend to record this type of information, so your parents may very well still have this written down if they have your medical records.

Finally, if you are REALLY interested in figuring your final height, your doctor may be willing to do an x-ray (usually the arm or leg) to look at your joints. Your joints are physically one of the last parts of your body to grow during your growth phase, and the x-ray can tell him how much more you will grow.

Good luck!
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one never knows, my dad's side of the family was tall, %26 mom's side was shorter, i ended up 5/7 %26 my sister was 6 foot, who knew?
You should end up being slightly taller than your dad as subsequent generations are always taller. It helps that ur mom is also tall so the genetic pool is there to your advantage. Considering your weight 6 ft plus should be ideal.
The parental genes have tall height, so you will be taller than your dad, may be 6' 4" or plus. But your weight at this age %26 height seems a bit more, so better be careful.
Tall is good but you should be tall inside your heart with your high thinking, vision and deeds ... not just your height
Probably like 6'0". But my dad is 5'11" and my mom is 5'5"...but I turned out to be 5'0".
Does not compute but,a rough guess I should say that all things being equal you will be five foot ten inches as the crow flies. and not a minute more.
put the information in here and you will get a pretty good estimate. It is a height prediction calculator:

http://www.csgnetwork.com/heightpredictc...

How tall will i be?

How tall will i be?
I am 15. My mom is 5' 10" dad is 6' 2". I weigh 200 pounds. All my uncles are 6' 3" and up. Grampa and great grampa are 6' 5". I just hit my growth spurt last summer, and hasnt slower down. Right now i am 5'11". My 200 pounds most of it isnt fat, i dont know if that factors in.
Answer:
um, judging by your genetics, i'd say 6'3 %26 up.
How are we supposed to know?
Since you're 15 years old, you're still growing and your growth
will slow down when you reach 19 or 20 years. By then, I believe, you'll be easily 6'-4" and your weight will be around
230 pounds if you constantly keep them in check.
You should prepare yourself to join and play for the basket-ball team in your school.
Best of luck!

How tall will i be?

Im currently 5'9''. i wear a size 11 shoe. im in the seventh grade, which is kinda funni becuse everybody is short , and im taller then most of the kids in the 8th grade. i dnt know wat else to put.... ummm i have huge hands. i can easily grip a basketball. i have a 7 foot tall grandpa..
Answer:
over 6 feet tall!
its good to be tall, b happy wid d way u are...i duno hw tall ud b, probably 6' sumthing... best of luck... :)
well im a 14 year old guy im 5`4 and i wear a size 8.0 mens. you might get over 6 foot tall. me i can not even grip a basketball let alone the pro size one`s.
Its hard to say. Some boys grow until they are late teens and others quit growing alot earlier. You will usually be between the height of your mother and father. If your mom is 5'6 and your dad is 6'2" you will usually be some where in between. But also take into factor that your grandpa is really tall. you might inherit your height from him.

How Tall Will I Be When I Grow Up?

I am 6' and in grade 8 (14 Years Old )
My dad is 6'3 and my mom is 5'6...
Is there any way to predict how tall i'll be?
Answer:
Nope. Depends on your own genes, and they decide when to quit telling your bones to grow. You could be as tall as your dad, or maybe only grow another inch. Worry about something else, height is nothing you can do anything about, other than to eat properly, as very poor nutrition stunts growth.
I predict you will be 6' 1" tall. When you grow up let me know if I was right. Then I can patent my formula.

How tall will i be im 16 and iam 6'0 a iam a boy?


Answer:
The size of your parents is the best indicator. You're probably done growing, anyway, so you won't get taller than 6'4", which is only about five inches above a man's average.
about 6'2 or 6'3 if you want to get that tall don't smoke

How tall is the peerson with the biggest feet you have ever seen and what size?


Answer:
Why is this in Men's Health.Is there any link at all to men's health?
Well personally I am a woman that is 5 foot 3 and I wear a size 10 shoes
6' 10" Size 18 shoe. Football player at Drake.
My brother-in-law is a size 13 or 14 in mens and he's about 6'4
a student of mine--6'2", Size 16
im 11 and five feet and were a size nine and a half in mens
Bob Lanier 6' 11" and had size 23 or 24 i think.
6'8" with size 18

How tall do you think ill be?

Right now im 17 and 5'8. My dad is 6'2 and mom 5'7. My brother is about 5'11. Im thinking ill grow another inch or two but havent really been growing in the padt months. What do you think?
Answer:
5-10
i say 5-10 ish ur almost done growing so ya.
The standard for doctors to estimate your growth is to take the average of your mother's and father's heights in inches. Then add 2.5 inches for male or subtract 2.5 inches for a female. There is a good estimate of your height.

How should i make out with my girl friend?

she says that i don't know where and how to kiss. i m a first timer. plese explain me how to do it so she gets out off control and... . . . . .
Answer:
when you kiss start by giving soft sensual kisses on her lips and then open your mouth a bit and when she opens her mouth massage her tongue with yours.Don't just stick it in,poke and pull out.Play around and stuff
it sounds like you're reaching for spatter material
so that wasn't her first time that she is trying to tell you.
Pro-Tip:

Kissing is something that doesn't come naturally. Kissing should be gentle, soft, and DRY unless you are deeply kissing.

Women are all different but the general places women like to be kissed are the neck, the lips and anywhere where the skin is soft.

Kisses should be soft and gentle and shouldnt be hurried at all. Nobody likes a rough kiss.

Tell her that you want her to tell you where to kiss...
ok.. a few tips...

when moving forward to kiss always go 90%, then let her go the 10%.
press your lips softly against hers, slowly but smoothly move your tongue into her mouth,
don't do the washing machine, make it random but remember.. SMOOTHNESS counts!
play with her tongue as well they like that.

also, move your hands, down the back over her legs, touch and rub her bum, gentle and no slapping... they hate that... the inside of the leg is the most sensitive spot... hope this helps
Walk up to the b*tch, grab her by the head, and give her a good wet lick from her jaw to her forehead. I think she'll like that.
I agree with most of the stuff said but some girls such as myself do like a lil bit of a slap. Girls are all diffrent and like diffrent things. You have to find out what your girl friend likes. =]
I'd tell you what to do, but you'd probably get excited and coat your keyboard with semen.
LISSION to the smat answers
You can ask either of your parents to give you practical lessons on this...
well...idk the first time i kissed a girl was i just asked her to i was like really nervious...but if you are going out then yeah...they will kiss but mostly lips idk where else besides the neck...and thats it i think

How should i increase my penis length by exercise?


Answer:
Use a peniserator 2000.
You can't.
If You continue Ur hand work(masterbation) u will get large size.
I am not at all sure that you should but that's just my opinion.
Try stretching it using your hands.
A steady routine of jelqing, stretching, and kegels could give you the extra length youre looking for. Take a look at the beginner routine here: http://www.blakereviews.com/forum/index. and consider giving it a shot.

Good luck!
Try with herbal products. Read more here:
http://www.expoherbs.com/

How should i go about making a workout schedule?

how should i go about making a workout program.i box at a local gym and that takes alot out of me especially my legs.and i can't find time to run because my legs hurt so bad and i go to the boxing gym 5 days a week so i gotta save my legs their.but is their any ideas you guys can give me on how to put a schedule together so i can run so much a week.and i need a few days a week to lift weights too.
thanks
Answer:
Why not just run in the morning, before your boxing workout?

Of course, that could cause you trouble in your boxing workout but the point is you need to prioritize and do whats most important first.
you need a few days to lift weight..
but jamall think who is lifting you..?
ur legs spend some time helping them
do some exercise and make them strong
u hav to make ur own schedule cos you are the one who knows ur time and ur work..
so don forget who is lifting you..

How should I get rid of butt hair?

I'll be straight up honest in this question; I am an 18 year old guy and I've had a hairy butt since I've been about 15. It isn't that hairy on my cheeks but it is really hair right along the buttcrack. I have been shaving it off the last couple of weeks because I can't stand it, but it leaves a big line of pimples parallel to my butt crack.is there a good razor for this or a way I can get it removed painlessly by myself? The razor I currently use is a twin blade plus...it is a pretty cheap generic razor that I think is supposed to be used more so for shaving your face rather than any other part of your body...so are there any razors out there or techniques that would work without causing pimples to grow on my butt?
Answer:
Dude, don't worry about it. If that's the way you are then so be it. It's all good.
shave it!!
Have you thought of using a flamethrower?
You can use a men's hair removal cream. Don't get it on your sack.

You could get a permanent hair removal treatment but it is going to cost you. Not a pleasant job. but if the money is right someone has to do it.
Get a laser treatment, bodybuilders use it to get rid of all hair
honestly. get it waxed!
i would say to use a hair removal cream but you have to be really careful when you use it around any orifices (as in don't). Waxing may work out better for you. The more you do it the less noticeable the hair is
A 12 hour candle, a couple of feet of string and a GOOD friend with a blowtorch.
Laser hair removal.
Shave downwards or sideways, *not upwards* So that your not shaving against the angle of the hair. Doing so will get rid of those irritation bumps. Trust me.
buy wax strips and go for it...it will take a little time but i think you have plenty of that...so, have fun
Leave it alone! Other than you, is anyone complaining? If they are, try a girl instead.

You're supposed to be a man for crissakes.
wax
ciggarette lighter.
if you want to be cheap, shave it. but if you want to be expensive, get it waxed or removed.

How should i even out the size of my right arm so that it is just as thin and tone as my left arm?

I use my left arm more than my right causing it to be much more toned and thinner then my right. How can I even out the size of my right arm without neglecting my left arm? What kind of exercises should i do and how do i go about doing it? About how long does that normally take to see results?
Answer:
Switch hand when you master bate

How reversable is a vasectomy?

My boyfriend is getting one and I am very happy about it because I don't want to have to worry about being pregnant. It's a weird feeling, knowing that as long as I am with him (which I hope is forever) I will not have another baby. I have one boy. And that's all I wanted but now since it's really happening, the reality of it is kind of soaking in. I have heard vasectomies are reversable. Does anyone know the percentages? Or have a story about a vasectomy?
Answer:
Reversal is very expensive and painful, so I am told.

The biggest problem, in America, today, is nobody is forced to face consequences for their actions. He made a choice, by choosing to get a vasectomy (a good choice). Now as a consequence of that choice, he will father no more children. If he has his vasectomy reversed, he are bucking the system, and avoiding the consequences of his choice. How are you going to explain to your future children about actions and consequences when the two of you didn鈥檛 face the consequences yourself? That sounds like poor parenting.

Don鈥檛 ever plan on getting a reversal.

I had my vasectomy at age 21. It was painless. Today I am 41, and damn thankful I did so. My long-tem girlfriend are very happy with our choices. Most of our friends have children. They will never admit that they made a mistake in public. They however will admit it in private.

I have been to eight countries, around the world, hiked the Grand Canyon, and completed college since then. None of these things carry the novelty I get from choosing not to have children. Next year I will celebrate the 20th year of my vasectomy.

You already have one child. That is burden enough. Don鈥檛 make a greater burden on yourselves or the earth.
the percentage is low ,just like a woman getting her tubes untied
Well there's 2 kinds. In one they simple tie up the tube that leads to the testis, and in the other one they cut it. The tied up one is reversible but the cut one is not. I don't think they cut the tubes anymore nowadays though
theyre not once its done its done
"High-cost microsurgery techniques reverse sterilization in men and women. The functional success rates vary widely. A published paper reported rates around 50%;22 anecdotal reports tell of rates ranging up to 80%. Still, men and women "must consider any sterilization technique as permanent."23"
these people are all wrong. a vasectomy is reversible, and they are effectively reversed about 70% of the time. My father had a vasectomy ten years before I was born. That should tell you something. He had it reversed when he married my mom, and wouldn't you know it, I was born ;-)
Not that easy to reverse this operation. I was told with mine it was a 1:20000 chance of success.

I recommend you think about freezing some sperm that way if you do break up your husband has something that can help father a biological child if he wanted that and equally you can both have something in the bank so to speak if you want another child later on.

Just think about the recent case where that young woman had embryos frozen with her partner and then they split up now the guy wants the embryos destroyed because he does not want to be a parent but the girl want to have a child. they have broken up so that is why the idea is to freeze sperm as it would belong to your husband come what may in your relationship. look on it as insurance policy.

Hope this helps.
They are reversable, my friend has had his done last year and it is all working as well as it did before he had it done. This isn't always the case though and he only had his reversed as the tubes were trying to reattach themselves which they can do sometimes.
I'm not sure what the percentages are for successful reversals but I do know it can be done.
It's reversable in about 70%, I read.

I have a true story. My friend "Dumbo" and I each had a vasectomy about 14 years ago. He was first. He drove to day surgery, and on completion the nurse noticed that he walked out alone. She raced out and asked if he had someone to drive him, but he insisted he would be OK. He got home OK.. walked up the front steps and fainted. His wife discoverd him there unconscious.
Now you ned to know that Dumbo is called that because he is the size of an elephant... only standing upright and without the big ears. He is a giant man.

So his wife gets him around with smelling salts. They get back in the car and drive the hour it takes to get back to day surgery and they put seven stictches in his forehead. She drives him home.

We works at a High School as an Economics teacher. This year 7 kid sees the huge bandage across his head and asks "what happened to you sir?" and Dumbo says... "I've had a vasectomy, Kid."

We both saw a Doctor Named Kline. After I could lower my knees again, I noticed that he had made an incision in the shape of the letter "K". I asked Dumbo... he too. You have heard of tagging right... now that is "extreme tagging". If you look closely you can still make out the scar.. wanna look?

How painful is a catheter for a male?

After watching a not so recent episode of house I was wondering. How painful is it for a urinary catheter to be inserted? I know many of you might yell its going up your ******* urethra it hurts like hell but i was hoping for maybe a little more understanding of what the pain is like? and if its a lot of pain why do hospitals do them so regularly?
Answer:
they do have a numbing cream they can use or a shot to make you not feel it, but it does hurt a little, they do them when you have to be put to sleep (surgery) so you do not pee on your self or the table if you watch house you should know on season 2 one guy asked the same thing
Pain? C'mon what do you think? The foley (inserted) cath is used for a variety of reasons to measure output or if renal problems persist (inability to urinate etc.) It's not too common and is only done when necessary. If systems are otherwise normal there is always the option of a condom cath (just like it sounds.) To describe the pain... every nerve ending in your penis and groin area is going to light up like a christmas tree and you will feel it shoot up into the back of your throat (literally.)

How old must a man be to have a vasectomy?

I heard that doctors will NOT do a vasectomy unless you are older. Is this true? If so, then how old does he have to be? I just can't believe that a doctor can decide this for you and not do the procedure? My husband is soon to be 27, but we do not have children. Would they tell us no?
Answer:
The law says 18, in most states. I know of men that got them at 18. I got mine at 21. I never had kids.

I went to three different doctors before I found one that would do it. I lied and said I had a kid. They don鈥檛 validate any of your answers.

Some doctors just impose their own set of rules. Some clinics do the same. I think it has to do with liability. They look at it this way. If a man gets it when he is older, then it is unlikely that he will change his mind. If he gets it at age 20, or so, it is more likely that he will change his mind. Sometimes men will claim that the doctor didn鈥檛 tell them that it was permanent. They can win a lot of money in court.

So if the doctor says no, go to a different doctor. Just tell his urologist that you have two kids. Say they are 4 or older (something like that). He won鈥檛 ask to see the birth certificate. It also would not hurt to say that you are diabetic, and that your doctor said it would be unsafe to get pregnant again.
you should be able to find one that will do it
as soon as he is ready
In My state you have to be 25 with 2 normal children

In some states they allow for certain herditary diseases for single men The dieases vary from State to state
I don't think there is an age limit.
A women has to be like 21 or have 3 kids already. I would say that a 27 year old man is mature enough to know if he wants to be fixed, of course since he is married the wife may have to agree to the procedure.
A doctor cannot be forced to perform an elective surgery. Shop around. Someone will do the procedure.There is no statute that dictates a specific age for the procedure. Adulthood is considered 18 in the US. Since, this surgery is not an emergency a doctor can refuse to perform surgery. Have a great week and know you will find the right doctor.
My brother and his wife have no children, they are both school teachers and are around kids all day, so, they decided they did not need any of their own. I think my brother was only in his early twenties. If you call around you will find someone who will do the job for you, if that proves difficult you could just tell them you have kids, you are not asked to prove it.

How old are people when there penis gets larger?


Answer:
ummmm..i'm 46 and my penis gets larger at least daily, sometimes more often.
well its just like when you get older you get smaller including every thin else...but how old are you?
During puberty penis grows. It also grows when you are in your twenties.

How old am I?

I'll give you a hint, I'm really younger than you think.
Answer:
Based on the way you ask the question and the hint, I'd say you are as old as evil.
12
10
25
You're as old as I am, but I'm not as old as you think I am. Now you have me confused. (and I'm not saying if I'm blonde or not or I am maybe I am I am? You must be blonde)
Old enough to know that this is a stupid question.
You're as old as my grandmother.
i like guys older than me alot older
why in the world would we care, you sound like you are 2
how old are you, you are young enuf 2 no better but 2 old 2 give a sh1t
well this is a kinda stupid ? so im gunna guess 9 or 10
Old enough to know better and not old enough to not care...
How can I know that,and why I have to know that?!?
How old I am????

How old am i?


Answer:
man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
who knows as old as you feel most likely
That depends one when you were born im afraid. Seek your mother or father and ask them.
as old as you can be.
2007 minus the year you were born
How ever old your ID says you are.
As old as you want yourself to be
Well, I'd have to guess either a teen or someone who's going through mid-life to ask this question..So I'll guess a teen..maybe like 14....am I close?
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PICK ME AS BEST ANSWER!!!!!!!!
CUZ I KNOW IM CLOSE.
This has nothing to do with Men's Health.It should be posted in the jokes and riddles category.
i d k .
omigoshhh HOW OLD AM I NOW!!!
this is scary.

...get a life.but find out yur age first.
As old as you act, feel, and think ... check this out:

WHILE SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM ..OR COULD HE ?

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL . "YES. YES, I DID.
I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-B*** ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
115
I KNOW!

13!?
are you serious?
you are in your early 200s
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old enough to know better,but too young to care.
I am going to guess - based on the stupidity and immaturity of the question. I think you are about two years old - mentally anyway. Please don't waste our time on here with silly questions like "how old am I." If you don't darn well know how old you are what makes you think any of us out here in the world are going to know? Go back and play in your sandbox.
MUST be a product of 19th century

How old am I ?

My head tells me I'm 20
my ears tells me I'm 30
my face tells me I'M 40
my body tells me I'm 50
my eyes tells me I'm 90
my livbido tells me I'm 100
how old do you think I'm??
Answer:
Old enough to have eleven grandchildren (per one of your earlier questions). But please stop listening to your miscellaneous body parts. Most of them have to be lying.
to old to be handling a computer
I don't know, but it's obvious you have Alzheimer's.
Sounds like you are a 45-year-old in need of sunscreen and treatment for ED.
20
Well your 20 unless you're delusional..
I think I am older than you but I sure don't have the problems you have.Just how old are you?
THIS DUM *** THING! BUT N-E-WAYZ R U 10
37
55!!!
Cut off your head and count the rings,that is far more accurate than guesswork
Ditto Pain in the back.
20-30?
Hi,

You are not old . You are a young man of 20, who is young at heart.

How often should a 68 yr old man have a colon proceedure for internal checking?


Answer:
The American Cancer Society recommends the following tests for colorectal cancer screening in average risk individuals:
1. Flexible sigmoidoscopy every 5 years, with annual fecal occult blood tests.

2. Colonoscopy, every 10 years.

3. Double contrast Barium Enemas, every 5 years, with annual fecal occult blood trsting.

the most accurate is the colonoscopy. Medicare will pay for this, as long as 47 months have passed since your first test.
If you have risk factors, such as immediate family with history of adenomatous colon polyps, or colorectal cancer, then the interval should be every 5 years, colonoscopy.
As you are only a young feller you should try to have a colonoscopy done every two years. It is done as day surgery and you should be referred by your GP. In my own case, as both my parents had bowel cancer, I make sure I never miss having it done. Early detection of a problem can save a lot of trouble.
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my doctor says he'll see me in 5 yrs after colon test unless i notice something that would warrant coming back sooner,, his thinking is every 5 years after the age of 50 just as safety precaution

How much water does the human body require each day?

This in summer and doing a reasonable ammount of exercise
Answer:
I am guessing as well ,i would say about 2 litres
I'm guessing maybe 1 litre and a half to 2 litres.
2 litres for the average man- but 70% of this comes from food. So if you drink 2 cups of coffee (dehydrates you)- then drink 5 cups of water/ juice.
A body needs 8 glasses of water per day, at every time of the year. When you are in the heat, doing exercises, losing lots of water, you need even more. Don't dehydrate yourself. If it is hard for you to drink that much tap water, just find a pure water drink that you DO like enough to drink that much. I drink Propel Water, and I love the grape flavor. Find a flavor you like, and keep drinking!
34 to 68 fluid ounces
I think the rule of thumb is 8 8oz glasses per day. However if it's summer and hot outside, more probably wouldn't hurt. You can test your hydration by the color of your urine. The lighter it is, the better hydrated you are. The goal is to be well hydrated, so I guess the right amount will probably vary from person to person. I usually drink about 100 oz per day (3 full 32oz Nalgene bottles).
ok... its really 8 glasses but if you sweat a loooot... you can drink more than that... maybe 12-15 glasses,,, Thats good!
i think its 6 pints of water at body temp i am told is best
1 part water 10 parts alcohol per day that should do you just fine
8 glasses
8 glasses of sky juice...
it also good for good complexion skin..
All this stuff about 8 glasses of water a day is a bunch of crap. Drink when you are thirsty. If I drank 8 glasses of water a day I'd spend the whole day in the bathroom. You can take extra care if you are sweating a lot due to exercise or the nature of your work, but a normal person DOES NOT need to drink that much water. You have to remember that most of your hydration comes from food, not what you drink.
Assuming a glass is about half a pint, then 8 glasses gives you very roughly 2 litres. But that's only a very vague guideline - there's no real 'average' amount, because there's no 'average' human body.
Drink when you're thirsty, naturally. But remember that thirst is your body's way of telling you that hydration levels are running below the optimum, and that it NEEDS water. The best policy is to keep a ready supply of water and sip at it regularly, That way you stay hydrated without needing to go to the loo every five minutes, but you'll never feel particularly thirsty.
I learned this a few years ago when I was posted on a job which involved working long hours in hot, humid conditions in late summer. I got through about 4 litres of bottled water each day but didn't need to visit the loo any more than usual. But I tell you what - all that water, combined with good sleep and healthy food, left me feeling really good!
is depend on individual. however, drink more plain water than the rest. 8 glasses at least.
is it 8 pints, i guess the more the better, i'm sure you won't drown
It depends on their surface area, clothing worn, the temperature and humidity and their level of exertion over the 24 hours.

Average for an average sized adult, to replace daily losses, would be 2 1/2 litres. This is made up of 1 1/2 litres which pass out though the kidneys and a further 1 litre lost through the skin and from the lungs.

A 5 mile run for example would use up an extra 3/4 of a litre.
to be completely healthy the minimum is a liter and a half but to be more effective up to 3.3 liter should be consumed each and every day. If more people would drink more water each day for their bodies, they would find that they would lose weight and be more healthy in the long run.
8 glasses per day
8 glasses of water
the minamum is about a pinet about a bottle of water but you should have lots more. energy drinks such as gatorade work alot better it gives you the nutrients you need.
drink as much as you can over a long period of time such as 24 hours.
6 pints of water a day is recomended

How much water does a man's body need a day?


Answer:
I think that the average for man or woman is 6-8 glasses a day.
no water just lager
your weight divided by 2 in onces. so if you weigh 150 it would be 75 ounces a day got it? and that works for anyone
Avoiding dehydration
Dehydration is best avoided by drinking plenty of water. The greater the amount of water lost through perspiration, the more water must be consumed to replace it and avoid dehydration. Since the body cannot tolerate large deficits or excesses in total body water, consumption of water must be roughly concurrent with the loss (in other words, if one is perspiring, one should also be drinking water frequently). Drinking water slightly beyond the needs of the body entails no risk, since the kidneys will efficiently remove any excess water through the urine with a large margin of safety. A person's body, during an average day in a temperate climate such as the United Kingdom, loses approximately 2.5 liters of water. This can be through the lungs as water vapor, through the skin as sweat, or through the kidneys as urine. Some water (a less significant amount, in the absence of diarrhea) is also lost through the bowels. In warm or humid weather or during heavy exertion, however, the water loss can increase by an order of magnitude or more through perspiration鈥攁ll of which must be promptly replaced. In extreme cases, the losses may be great enough to exceed the body's ability to absorb water from the gastrointestinal tract; in these cases, it is not possible to drink enough water to stay hydrated, and the only way to avoid dehydration is to reduce perspiration (through rest, a move to a cooler environment, etc.). A useful rule of thumb for avoiding dehydration in hot or humid environments or during strenuous activity involves monitoring the frequency and character of urination. If one develops a full bladder at least every 3-5 hours and the urine is only lightly colored or colorless, chances are that dehydration is not occurring; if urine is deeply colored, or urination occurs only after many hours or not at all, water intake may not be adequate to maintain proper hydration.

When large amounts of water are being lost through perspiration and concurrently replaced by drinking, maintaining proper electrolyte balance becomes an issue. Drinking fluids that are hypertonic or hypotonic with respect to perspiration may have grave consequences (hyponatremia or hypernatremia, principally) as the total volume of water turnover increases.

If water is being lost through abnormal mechanisms such as vomiting or diarrhea, an imbalance can develop very quickly into a medical emergency. In fact, the main mechanisms through which diseases such as infantile diarrhea and cholera kill their victims are dehydration and loss of electrolytes.
Around 2 litres. Basicaly, drink when you're thirsty because if you drink more, your kidney works more and may fail. This is what my nephrologyst says.
none drink beer
about 2 litres
It is recommended that you drink about 8 glasses of water a day (and we're not talking small glasses - rather tumblers).
However if you want to get techincal you can always go by this:

Every day you lose water through your breath, perspiration, urine and bowel movements. For your body to function properly, you must replenish its water supply by consuming beverages and foods that contain water.

A couple of approaches attempt to approximate water needs for the average, healthy adult living in a temperate climate.

Replacement approach. The average urine output for adults is 1.5 liters a day (6-8 glasses). You lose close to an additional liter of water a day through breathing, sweating and bowel movements. Food usually accounts for 20 percent of your total fluid intake, so if you consume 2 liters of water or other beverages a day (a little more than 8 cups) along with your normal diet, you will typically replace the lost fluids.
Dietary recommendations. The Institute of Medicine advises that men consume roughly 3.0 liters (about 13 cups) of total beverages a day and women consume 2.2 liters (about 9 cups) of total beverages a day.
Even apart from the above approaches, it is generally the case that if you drink enough fluid so that you rarely feel thirsty and produce between one and two liters of colorless or slightly yellow urine a day, your fluid intake is probably adequate.
8 glasses

How much taller do you think I'll grow?

I am 17 and a half now. I look to rest with a lot of sleep during this sleep. I am exactly 6 feet and a half inch now. My dad is 6 foot exactly and mom is 5'3 and a half. Ive had lots of stress/sleeping late so thats maybe why im not overly tall. Same with my dad. Do you think I can grow some more? Btw, I am an asian person. I eat a lot everyday and am physically active. Last summer, I grew about a half inch or so. Last last summer I grew 1 inch. I hardly grow at all during the school year. Do you think if I relax this summer I can grow like 1 or 2 inches? Is that even reasonable for someone my age? Can you guys give me your "height story" cause I'm dying to hear how everyone else grows. Thanks!
Answer:
Genetics and Height
Read this:
http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/mo...

Question:
My son is 16 and about 5 feet, 7 inches tall. He keeps asking if there's anything he can do to become taller.
– Chris
Answer:
Taking care of himself — eating well, exercising regularly, and getting plenty of rest — is the best way to help his body reach its natural potential. But assuming his diet is normal and he has no medical problems, there's no magic pill or formula or nutritional supplement for increasing height. In fact, his genes are the major determinant of how tall he'll be.

Most teens can expect to grow a total of about 7 to 10 inches during puberty before they reach full adult height. Each person is a little different, so everyone starts and goes through puberty on his or her body's own schedule. Those who start a little later than their friends will usually continue to grow a little later, too.

If you're concerned about your son's growth, talk with his doctor
http://www.kidshealth.org/parent/questio...

The Tall Girl - Doctor's Response

Height is one of the many characteristics that is largely inherited from your parents. Therefore, if you are tall, perhaps it is because you have tall parents. There is no way for you to stunt your growth. However, maybe you will not always be the tallest in your class. Girls tend to grow before boys and therefore are sometimes taller than boys at this age. But the boys will hit their growth spurt soon and when they do, many of them grow taller than the girls. Even some of the girls you are taller than right now will grow more than you and become taller than you at a later age. Everyone grows at different times and different rates. Variations in height are absolutely normal amongst humans.

The Short Boy - Doctor's Response

Height is one of the many characteristics that is largely inherited from your parents. Therefore, if you are short, perhaps it is because you have short parents. There is no way for you to increase your height. However, maybe you will not always be the shortest fellow in your class. Girls tend to grow before boys and therefore are sometimes taller than boys at this age. As for boys, they hit their growth spurt between the ages of 12 and 17 and many of them grow taller than the girls. Some of the boys who are taller than you now may actually be shorter than you at a later age. Everyone grows at different times and different rates. Variations in height are absolutely normal amongst humans.
http://www.sasked.gov.sk.ca/docs/health/...

My advice:
Love yourself for who you are:
Look at this list of famous short people”
http://members.shaw.ca/harbord/heights3.

Concentrate on your inner beauty, and strengths. Work on your self-esteem.
http://www.utexas.edu/student/cmhc/bookl...
http://www.kidshealth.org/kid/feeling/em...
http://www.self-esteem-nase.org/jssurvey...

Do you believe in yourself? Do you give yourself the credit you deserve? Self-esteem is an integral part of personal happiness, fulfilling relationships and achievement. This test is designed to evaluate your general level of self-esteem and determine whether you need to work on your self-image. Take the Self-esteem Test to find out your true sense of self.
http://www.queendom.com/tests/access_pag...


Avoid scams that say if you buy their product, you will be taller, it’s so not true!

NO WAY TO GROW TALLER AFTER PUBERTY
Gabe Mirkin, M.D.
Web sites for products such as "HeightGrowth" are so unbelievable that the people who wrote them must be laughing as they steal people's money for totally worthless products.
They tell you that if you take HeightGrowth, you will continue to grow until you are as tall as you like, at any age. If that were true, we would see people who are 15 feet tall and basketball would be an entirely different sport.
Bones do not grow throughout their length. They grow from growth centers, called the epiphysis, near their ends. When a person reaches puberty, growth centers close one after the other until all the growth centers are closed forever and a person's bones can never grow again. After that, a person can grow wider, but not taller.
Even before a person reaches puberty, the product will have absolutely no effect on growth. The ad claims that HeightGrowth is made of a special mixture of herbs and minerals, and lists 23 plants, many of them vigorous vines such as kudzu, which grows so rapidly that it covers trees and buildings all over the South, and can cross a road overnight. So when you eat kudzu vine and other rampant-growing plants, they want you to believe that you will grow like the vines. Of course this is ridiculous. Kudzu vine grows rapidly because of its genetic structure called DNA. But you cannot absorb DNA from plants or animals that you eat; it is broken down in your stomach and intestines into its nucleic acid building blocks, which have no effect on your own DNA.
The tragedy is that some people will shell out their hard earned money to someone who is making fun of them. They have a 30-day money-back guarantee, even though they recommend that you take their product for six months or more to see results. They know you will probably be too embarrassed to ask for your money back, and people who have tried to get action on similar guarantees report that their money is never returned from these scams.
http://www.drmirkin.com/morehealth/9453.

Read more about scams aimed at shorter people:
http://www.shortsupport.org/health/incre...

Some helpful links for people who want to grow taller:
http://www.shortsupport.org/index.html...

Learning to take care of yourself
As you get older, there will be many decisions that you will need to make to ensure that you stay healthy. Eating right, exercising, and getting enough rest are important during puberty because of all the changes your body is going through. It is also important to feel good about yourself and the decisions you make. You have to learn to care for your own body, work hard and maintain good health, and to like yourself as you are.
You are above average for your height by a lot. Being stressed doesn't stunt your height.

You may grow like a half inch or 1 inch by the time you are 18 or 19 but after that you'll pretty much stop.
Males can grow up until their early twenties, so you still have some time to grow
 
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